enemies to lovers this, enemies to lovers that, what about enemies and lovers?! give me a ship that would kill for each other but would also kill each other
(via nanonkrpt)

[id: a tweet from user ymmayer that says “but that’s my emotional support lol at the end of every sentence” /end id]
(via egberts)
guide 4 teens
- tell the cops nothing
- tell the paramedics everything
- ur eyebrows are fine
(via egberts)
one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good
you fucking liar
(via imnotrevealingmyname)
Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?
Wait I do that